You know you have been studying abroad in the UK for a while when... (part III)

51. You shake the hand of someone of the opposite sex you've just met. [Y, mas até parece q isso é um no no, quando pra mim o normal seria os dois beijinhos!]

52. You drink as much tea with milk as you drink beer (at least 5 times a day). [N, tava desgraçada se bebesse tanta cerveja cm bebo chá!]

53. You realize that being served alcohol in an academic seminar is completely normal. [N, n me aperecebi disso.]

54. You learn that 4 cups of tea per day is good for you. [Y, mas n bebo tanto!]

55. You have stopped questioning why there are carpets even in the bathrooms. [N, continuo a questionar-me, talvez n esteja cá assim à tanto tempo.]

56. You know there is a fair chance your house is filled with mould. [Y, quite possible! especialmente esta "nova" casa hahahaha]

57. Your floors and roofs are in serious decay after years of leakages and no maintenace. [Y, nem quero pensar nisso!]

58. You have a fire exit in your house. [N, n q tenha conhecimento, mas tenho alarme, extintor e cobertor anti-fogo.]

59. You find yourself breaking into an english accent when trying to order a cuppa tea. [Y, Can i have a cuppa tea please? lol]

60. You have mushrooms in your toilets. [N, gladly no!]

61. You see daffodils growing EVERYwhere, all year round. [N]

62. You find yourself discussing what make of baked beans is the best...and it doesn't scare you. [N, not to keen on the beans! LOL]

63. You see all four seasons in one day. first sun (oh blessed sun!), then rain, then snow, then hail. and sun, and rain, then...aaaah! [YYY, not the snow though...]

64. "hello/hey, how are you?" is replaced by "you alright?" [Y, iu ohraeit? lolol]

65. You find yourself going out partying wearing only a little top... and it's raining! And above all it's normal because everybody is dressed like that!![Y, shame on me!]

66. You realize that burping in the middle of a lecture is something normal. [N, mas ag é na biblioteca, é nas aulas, where else???]

67. It's only five and every single shop is closed! [Y, damn right!! gggrrrr]

68. You've bought something at Argos!! [N, p acaso n.]

69. You think it's normal to sleep on a mattress which was considered old-fashioned crap in Europe 30 years ago. [N, pelos vistos tive sorte nisso. ]

70. You don't go out to go out but to get drunk. [N!]

71. You don't mind the food anymore... [N, i still do mind.]

72. Subway is the healthiest meal you can think of. [N]

73. You think that having a dildo is mandatory for every woman, and that ann summers rocks your sexual life! [N, not really!]

74. You find normal that in clubs the ladies are full of screaming semi-naked drunk (British) girls trying to do their make up and hair again and again. [Y]

75. You feel like being a nun when you wear trousers or skirt longer than your knees and tops to go out. [N, eu cá acho q n há prob nh em usar jeans e um simples top pa sair, mas q irrita ver aquelas barbies todas irrita!]

76. You go to the lectures just for sleeping..lying on the table, chair..it doesnt matter!!! [N, mas tb n tive aulas, né?]

77. You discover that a simple ticket of the train can vary from a price of 8£ to 30£.. for the same train, time and journey. [Y, um absurdo!]

78. You realize that you have never seen an English Restaurant. [Y! o mais engraçado foi no outro dia perguntarem-me q tipo de comida gosto, e automaticamente sugerirem: chinese, indian, italian? hahaha, em vez de "entao e tas a gostar da comida inglesa?"]

79. You move into a house and realise that you can't open the windows!! [YYY!!!, n consigo mmo abrir as janelas desta casa!! pensei q fosse um prob só meu!!! hahahaha LINDO!]

80. You're in the top back part of the bus, and a 9 years old chav asks you for a lighter. [N, nc aconteceu.]